Diplomacy or lack thereof
I offended a friend tonight. She invited me to an opening at Arthouse Gallery (a space I avoid), with works by a friend of hers. I was in a mood and just walked up from a very sensible group show titled Nature by Proxy, which opened at Brian Moore Gallery (a space that I a giving a little more thought to). While not a dazzling tour de force, the show at BMG had enough bio-diversity to amuse the eye and the sense of the aesthetic. Irene Hanenbergh's zund prints of botanical abstracts, which to me leant towards fractals, printed on aluminium, stood out for me. I have a particular fondness for photographic prints on aluminium, a wonderful combination. I have not seen much work in the medium since Felicia Kan's beautiful work, at Mori a few years ago. Where are you Felicia??? John Nicholson's 'Anomalies in Bandwidth' a lovely perspex and polypropelene wall piece in translucent white superimposed on a delicate pastel rainbow coloured serpentine band. Paul Knight provided rather competent suburbun environment C-types and Daniel Crooks, on loan from Sherman, delivered an adequate DVD of a digitised waves on a beach, which can also be purchased as a still photograph from the Sherman stock-room up the road. The opening was well attended by a cross-section of patrons and artists, who lent it relevant levels of credibility. But back to the offence and insult at Arthouse. My friend arrived at the opening after me. By the time she walked in, I already had the misfortune of hearing the speech by the artist and looking at the work. So, the first words, she heard from me were:"the work is hideous, I really can't stay!". My friend replied "hey that is a friend of ours!", to which I replied, "That has nothing to do with her being a crap artist," and walked out.
Admittedly, I was not in the best mood and under more placid circumstances, I probably would have euphemised it away. The question is, why bother? The work was shocking. Laboured canvases with female figures painted straight out of 1930's posters, set in semi-seductive poses in boudoirs, on beaches and in jungles. There was possibly one attempt at post-modern social commentary (although one can't be certain), with a pregnant figure reclining amid tropical foliage. I struggled to sYe a twist of humour, self-mockery, a jocular reference here or there but found nothing but earnest, static and sterile execution -- but with really wonderful candied colours and beautifully beautifully painted. One would have inevitably been subject to exalted comments like 'such wonderful detail!' 'such an effort, amazing!' etc etc.
Yikh!!!!!!! Effort is never, ever, ever a substitute for talent. In art, labour is nothing, without talent or inspiration. This was a clear case in point. Should I have held my tongue? Well, to be honest, I was itching to say something to the artist herself, who had already nauseated me with a speech, which proclaimed that the ethos of the works was to showcase the soul beyond the painted surface. The fact that she failed so abysmally in her primary aim (which to be honest is pretty much the only aim any artist ever has -- spelling it out, is more than trite), was a double insult -- to art. I just happen to treat bad art as a crime against humanity on a fundamental level and believe that it should be resisted at every opportunity.
It is one thing to support friends with constructive criticism, where genuine talent exists. But, when there is pedestrian technique masquerading as art and holding forth with pathos and self-righteousness, all entitlements to compassion are forfeited, in my book at least :-).

